Monday, December 24, 2007

Cheese

When Ben was gone for all of September I ordered groceries from Fresh Direct. I love cheese and, because I needed a lot of comfort food to keep me going, I ordered an entire pound of sharp cheddar. Stupidly, I left it on the counter and left the apartment. I was gone for just a few minutes but Brenda stole the block and carried it to her bed where she devoured almost all of it. She ate it like a person would eat an apple. There were teeth marks around the entire thing.

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